Sayonara, Alcohol. Today I Decided it’s Time to Stop Drinking.

After years of struggle, I’m finally freeing myself from this strangle-hold. Sobriety starts today.

That’s it, I’m done. Finito. Unsubscribe. I’m officially tapping out. Can someone please direct me to the nearest exit? Because I’d like to get off this ride. I’ve walked the walk. I’ve talked…